similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.