Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.