Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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