I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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