She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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