go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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