Its about making memories worth repressing
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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