And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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