guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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