just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize
