I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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