Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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