So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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