So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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