Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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