Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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