Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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