I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
