After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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