Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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