i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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