thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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