When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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