Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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