I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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