the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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