I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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