Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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