i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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