It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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