i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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