You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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