To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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