yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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