Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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