have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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