Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
what if I'm pregnant?
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pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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