Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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