dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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