hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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