i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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