You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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