I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Everyone says I win the strip club
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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