I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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