dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm like, not good at living.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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