my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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