windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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