I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
