U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
they need to just BURY HIM!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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