ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door