guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.