I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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