you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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