And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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