where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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