You work out of a Hotel?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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