dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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