butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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