Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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