Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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